So we all get spam in our inbox’s all the time, well for me specifically in my junkmail folder but… it’s always usually scams with people offering Viagra pills, Acai berry products and people offering to send millions of dollars to be sent to someone that apparently know in your country, with you getting a piece of the pie. The way I see it with the last part there is that they must be trying to gain control of your banking information to use it in some sort of way to obtain money from you, and I don’t know how, but where there’s a will there is a way. That is the most common email I get. But this time it’s a completely different phenomena. Have you ever received a death threat in your junkmail folder?. Well this guy here got the same exact email I got. All thanks to a google search brought me to his blog post. So anyways I will cut to the chase and reveal what the email said, and trust me there are no swears in it, it’s just the most messed up death threat that I have ever read:
“I am a professional assassin and SMERSH have contracted me to assassinate you and have specifically paid extra for a particularly nasty death which makes it look like you died in a particularly bizarre sex game gone wrong; I had already bought the shire horse stallion (he’s called Henry), the lard and the dragon dildo (from Bad Dragon of course, I only use the very best tools) when I found out that you are innocent of the accuse, so I make out this time to contact you. Unfortunately international crime syndicates won’t admit to mistakes and cancel the hit so I will be forced to carry out the assassination on you. Sorry about that old chap but rules are rules.
There is an option for me to help you in other for you to know who had paid SMERSH for your DEATH and don’t forget my men had been monitoring you for the past few days and daily record of your activities is been sent to me but I have refuse to order your DEATH.
Get back to me if you value your LIFE with all due speed or else I regret I will have to carry out my original contract to assassinate you and although he is quite charming for a horse I don’t think Henry is the most sensitive of lovers.
You can contact me back here (firstname.lastname@example.org)
So, what can I say.
Like it says in the comments. There are indeed people in this world we live in that will fall for this email. Some people believe they hear aliens talking to them and some people believe they can hear god talking to them. Whatever you may believe, I trust you won’t believe in this. Whatever it takes for anyone to make money, anyone will do anything under the sun based on their beliefs to achieve the greens. Somehow by contacting the person at that email will get you scammed. If you got the same email please comment below if you wish.